The Recipe for Marriage
Here’s something to pass along to anyone with a sense of humor (it’s an old ad for Lipton Recipe Secrets):
Here’s the recipe if the image text is unreadable:
MARRIAGE*
| 1 | lifelong commitment |
| 16 | toilet seat lessons |
| 1/2 | hour daily cuddling |
| 5 | annual reminders about anniversary |
| 21,000 | home cooked dinners |
| 30,000 | shirts folded |
| 19 | subtle hints about breath |
| 2 1/2 | pieces lingerie |
| 3 | self-help books |
Blend ingredients, keeping expectations
at low. Let simmer 50+ years. Bring to
a boil when necessary.
*RESULTS MAY VARY
